Boing Boing this morning features a sign encouraging academic honesty: "Professors have heard all the excuses before. Pretend you're talking to a vampire. You wouldn't lie to a vampire, would you?"
As much as I'd appreciate academic honesty and try to live up to it myself, I'm not sure I want to be thought of as a vampire.
Particularly in light of comment #3 - I really don't want to be covered in glitter.
However, I am wondering if a variation on the theme would be suitable for the unit guide's small print? Just to see how many people really do read it?